lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music
timeout, i gotta pull my pants up
when ur eating dinner at your friends house
and their parents start arguing
and you want to ask for the salt
but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce
gf: babe, come over
me: I aint got a car
gf: but my parents aren’t home
how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.
trying to show lady gaga how much you love her
Caught sleeping by the PRESIDENT.