psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

girlfights:

timeout, i gotta pull my pants up

girlfights:

timeout, i gotta pull my pants up

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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hedlunds:

bodtkirschtein:

what the fuck does 💅 even mean

my 💅 could mean anything

bowel-city:

gf: babe, come over

me: I aint got a car

gf: but my parents aren’t home

me:

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whitegirlsaintshit:

how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.

whitegirlsaintshit:

how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.

Lady Gaga approves Come & Get It

anustartpop:

trying to show lady gaga how much you love herimage

patbaer:

Caught sleeping by the PRESIDENT.

patbaer:

Caught sleeping by the PRESIDENT.