@ladygaga: I love this picture, I’m having so much fun crusading ARTPOP around the US. The energy is more diehard than ever.
modern-day mother teresa
a thrilling trilogy
untapped aesthetic: surrealist jock
a varsity jacket but it has three arms and it’s melting
your football shoulder pads have grass growing out of them and they constantly hum
you shove nerds not into lockers, but into other planes of existence. your football is always singing, singing, singing. the astroturf changes colors beneath you, and whispers the name of every person you’ve ever loved.
when life gives you lemons, question their organicity.
wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
"hey do you wanna get food, i’ll pay"
Someone call the press because I’m about to make history
those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent
it’s an ace case